E very once in awhile I will grab the paper and sift through the classifieds and since I have totally turned to the internet for everything it's a rare moment. But for this particular post I am going to refer to some classifieds that should gain your interests.
Being that I missed Easter with my online readers/friends I wanted to share this belated Easter wish for you and a cute story that I had saved in 'draft' mode for some time for the Easter occasion. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I have. *NOTE: In no way is this to make light of the sacrafice that our Savior has made for us all. This is just in light fun and to enjoy the easter spirit and not all the sugar in it's place now a days!
So I wonder what the classifieds were in Jerusalem Times that Monday morning after the first Easter? With that thought in mind, let's look at the 2002 Easter Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
Top Ten Classifieds To Appear In The Jerusalem Times That First Easter
- For Sale: Used Tomb. Good location! Like new! No longer occupied!
- For Sale: Temple Curtain. Subdivided by owner. (Mat. 27:51)
- For Sale: Used Wrap Collection. Excellent condition. You can have it for a song!
- For Sale: Large selection of sackcloth (mourning clothes)--men's and women's, various sizes and styles. No longer needed.
- Looking For Work: Two former guards. Willing to lie for right price. No Cemeteries! (Mat 28:11-15)
- Companions Wanted: Long-term relationships desired. I am dying to meet you!--JC
- Lost Item: One body lost. Big Reward for its return!--the Sanhedrin.
- Personal to Mr. S: nah-nah, nah-nah, nah, nah--you lose!
- Personal to JC: Well-done, Son! You da man!--Dad
And the #1 classified to appear in
the Jerusalem Times that First Easter is:10. For sale: One Cross. Well used! Priceless! Best offer!
And saving the best for last is this darling little video of a phone conversation with Logan, a avid listener of a Christian radio show.
M ay we all remember the sacrafice made for us all and the great plan of salvation that we all can make a part of our world. When things get to a point of despair and we are at our lowest, remember to turn to Him and ask for help, Christ is our brother, our friend, our life. We all know this and need to remember this everyday of the year and not just in the Easter season.
Please accept my apologies for a belated wish for you my friend, however I still wanted to share it today with you! Happy Easter and may we let Logan be our example and may we remember HIM, Jesus our Savior in all we do! Prayer is powerful and He will listen. May you be blessed throughout your days.
Sincerely,
Candace Robinson is an Licensed Arizona Real Estate agent with HomeSmart Real Estate in Phoenix, Arizona metro area. As a member of our local Arizona Association of REALTORS® and the National Association of REALTORS®. She works with both Buyers and Sellers serving the East Valley and surrounding areas including Gilbert, Chandler, Tempe, Mesa, Fountain Hills, Apache Junction, Ocotillo, Scottsdale, Cave Creek, Phoenix, Queen Creek, Casa Grande, Maricopa, Ahwatukee and more.
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Thanks for the laughs!
Candace,
Thanks for pointing us to the real reason we celebrate Easter!
Mike in Tucson